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'What are you talking about?'

DEFINITION: n. An invented word which appears learned, sounds sophisticated, and is completely confusing. v.intr. To use invented words in order to confuse others, and/or create the illusion of erudition.

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Jargonundrum

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: jar/gaw/nun/drum

Sentence: All politicans are experts at the use of jargonundrums to exblight and mispossess the popuelectors.

Etymology: Jargon + conundrum

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Floccinaucicance

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: flahk-see-NAHS-sihk-kuhns

Sentence: Alex's attempt to dazzle his girlfriend with floccinaucicance flopped when he pronounced "masochist" as "MAY-soh-shist".

Etymology: floccinaucinihilipilification (the art of doing nothing, and a word contrived for this very purpose) + -ance

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Complexiloquatious

Created by: blondibabi121692

Pronunciation: com plex ee low kway shus

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Spintaxation

Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: spin-tak-SEY-shuhn

Sentence: Horace's frequent bouts of culinary spintaxation included such neologistical wonders as "parcinnamonious," "hebetaters," and "porkabella."

Etymology: spin + syntax + taxation

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COMMENTS:

petaj Mmm! I like righteous parsnips with herbed potatoes and pretty pork chops. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 03:02:00

inchewbitably! - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:17:00

Inthefatigobbly! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:09:00

petaj without a kraut - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:55:00

your sentence confused me enough to get my vote - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 14:45:00

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Irudecard

Created by: thewisediviner

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Illiteration

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: ill lit er ay shun

Sentence: His constant use of illiteration embiggened his his visage to the pleanthe who assumed that his archaic phrases were perfectly cromulent.

Etymology: illiterate alliteration

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Fauxcabulary

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: foe-cab-you-lair-ee

Sentence: i impressed a lot of people with my fauxcabulary

Etymology: faux, vocabulary

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COMMENTS:

Faux shore! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 02:44:00

i'm a bit disappointed in myself... faux is one of the most used tricks in the verbotoverse... faux and shun... i try to avoid them where possible but sometimes they demand that i use them - rikboyee, 2007-06-26: 03:48:00

most unfouxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:50:00

unfauxshunable! I meant unfauxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:51:00

I shun think it's that big a deal, faux what it's worth. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:18:00

Fauxbulous! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-26: 12:11:00

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Brainyyak

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: brainy/yak

Sentence: All the brainyyak at the conference was driving me crazy, plus I had a stiff neck from nodding in agreement to all the babble.

Etymology: brainy + yak + braniac

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COMMENTS:

was it a tibethinkthank? - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:15:00

Tibet it was. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:15:00

petaj And brainiac should be in the etymology. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:57:00

thanks petaj - I spent so much time trying to figure out a new word for the classic cartoon only to find I couldn't put in a new one. This was done in a big hurry. - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 08:45:00

I assume the emphasis is on yak rather than brainy... - wordmeister, 2007-06-26: 14:35:00

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Intellexicon

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: inter-LEX-i-con

Sentence: "Don't you go raising your highbrows at me, I know when you are just using your intellexicon to appear smart"

Etymology: intellect + lexicon

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COMMENTS:

love the highbrows - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 09:01:00

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Blabbergast

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Bla-burr-gast

Sentence: It's her lifetime goal to disorient everyone she meets using her master skills at blabbergasting.

Etymology: Blabber (speak nonsensically) + flabbergast (greatly astonish)

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COMMENTS:

flabulous - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:58:00

Indeflabigably! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:11:00

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-26: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by shutz. Thank you shutz! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-26: 01:16:00
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